I tend to treat my feet rather as the Roman emperors might treat a tedious outlying province

Bwah!

The package spa deal sounds pretty great--I'm a big fan of my once-a-year pedicure, although the only time I ever had a facial I had a mini-anxiety attack along with it. But a good pedicure is something to appreciate (I've always chosen "Lex Luthor Purple" for my polish color).