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katallison) wrote2003-12-06 02:33 pm
katallison) wrote2003-12-06 02:33 pm
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Ah, weekends, how I love you. I footled away the entire morning wandering around on-line, seeking diversion, and idly searching for a good cheap-or-freeware word processor for the iBook. Because, see, I keep fantasizing that someday I will get Mac WP software I really like, and then, instead of sitting around the house all day frivolling on LJ and eating chips, I'll take the iBook somewhere and actually get some focused purposeful *writing* done. Except that I find I'm really finicky about WP programs; I don't need lots of bells and whistles, but I do need something that allows for text resizing (which leaves out TextEdit); and I can't deal with programs that present one's work in the format that you get with Word if you go for Print View (e.g., a display that emulates pieces of paper on the screen, with a big honkin' gap at every page break), which rules out AppleWorks (as I discovered only *after* I ponied up to buy the package, grr). Nisus and Mariner are both on the pricey side; Mellel *might* be feasible but they don't provide a free trial download (which is something I require after the AppleWorks fiasco).
But in any event, today I'm just as happy slobbing around the house. The grocery store had a special on sirloin tip, so now I've got a big pot of beef bourguignon simmering away on the stove and smelling heavenly, and the bonus with beef bourguignon is that it leaves one with a half-bottle or so of red wine to slowly work through while the stew cooks. Every so often I click on the Weather Channel and stare, appalled, at the storms pummelling the Eastern seaboard--good god, those of you living out there, if you must leave the house, be careful. (As I posted in![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cesperanza's LJ yesterday, I feel a bit guilty about the fact that the east coast has been getting all of *our* winter weather the past couple of years; it's just mild and chilly and foggy here, with almost no snow on the ground.)
My only big challenge for the weekend, apart from trying to get some writing done, is to try to resolve my winter-coat dilemma, the incredibly boring details of which I'll stash on cutaway.
So, I've been needing a new winter coat. My requirements were simple but firm: down; *long* (as in, below knee length); not unspeakably ugly; preferably black. With these in mind, I squared my shoulders, took a deep breath, plunged into Retail Hell, and after visiting eight or nine stores established that there were no coats anywhere in the Twin Cities metropolitan area that met these criteria. Lots of parkas, but nothing long (which baffles me--I mean, do the buyers never have to stand out on a windy January dawn and wait for a bus? Do they not have *legs*?)
So I started hunting around on-line, and in the fullness of time I found a coat at L.L. Bean that pretty much met all my demands. Though it was a bit pricey, I took a deep breath and placed the order, and last Wednesday it arrived, and I took it out of its box and tried it on. Only to discover that ... OK, see, I'd ended up ordering a Large, because even though in any well-ordered universe a Medium should fit me, I find that manufacturers often skimp on roominess through the shoulders, and I hate tight-fitting things. But what I found is that, in the World of L.L. Bean, a Large is by-god *huge.*
So I got on the phone to Customer Service to see about an exchange, only to discover that in the blip of time since I'd placed my original order they had sold out their entire allocation of this coat--all colors, all sizes, no more this year, sorry.
So now I have to decide--do I keep the coat I have, or do I go through the hassle of returning it, and of ordering a comparable model from Eddie Bauer (not quite as attractive, and $30 more, and they're backordered until Jan. 9)?
Seeking help in this quandry, I modelled the L. L. Bean Coat of Vastness for P., who eyed it for a minute and said, "Well, you kind of look like you've wrapped yourself up in a black down comforter." And--true, that; I have a feeling that sallying forth with this thing on, I'd look rather like some enormous black puffy pyramid, perambulating in a stately manner down the sidewalk.
But--it's really, really, *really* warm; it has a nice interior pocket I could slip my camera into, and a zip-on hood with a fake-fur ruff, and it comes almost to my ankles; and most persuasively, it's *here* and keeping it would spare me the teeth-grinding hassle of repacking, reshipping, re-ordering, etc. etc.
So I can't decide. At this point I was going to take a photo of me in the coat, and post it here, and ask for votes. However, this involved: (1) digging out the Olympus; (2) discovering its memory card is damaged in some unfixable way (damnation!); (3) digging out the Canon; (4) rereading the section on how to use the self-timer; (5) turning the house upside down until I found the little widget that secures the camera to the tripod; (6) taking the picture; (7) turning the house upside down to find the Canon-to-computer USB cable; (8) discovering I have 145 photos on the Canon not yet downloaded, including all the shots of nancy's wedding reception, and some stuff from ZCon; (9) downloading photo of self in coat; (10) going "ohmygod why is my face all magenta and lumpy-looking?"; (11) examining face in mirror with alarm, and deciding it's not *actually* lumpy and magenta; (12) vainly trying to correct color casts in Photoshop; (13) studying photo of coat, and deciding it really doesn't look nearly as huge in the picture as it originally seemed to me.
So, um. I'll probably just keep it, because I am incredibly lazy and can't face up to trying to repack it into its box, and haul it to the post office, especially not in the holiday postal-rush season. (And I realize, reading back, that this is the most boring entry in the entire human history of tedium, and I can hear the thundering keyboard-clicks of people rushing to defriend me. *g*)
But in any event, today I'm just as happy slobbing around the house. The grocery store had a special on sirloin tip, so now I've got a big pot of beef bourguignon simmering away on the stove and smelling heavenly, and the bonus with beef bourguignon is that it leaves one with a half-bottle or so of red wine to slowly work through while the stew cooks. Every so often I click on the Weather Channel and stare, appalled, at the storms pummelling the Eastern seaboard--good god, those of you living out there, if you must leave the house, be careful. (As I posted in
cesperanza's LJ yesterday, I feel a bit guilty about the fact that the east coast has been getting all of *our* winter weather the past couple of years; it's just mild and chilly and foggy here, with almost no snow on the ground.)My only big challenge for the weekend, apart from trying to get some writing done, is to try to resolve my winter-coat dilemma, the incredibly boring details of which I'll stash on cutaway.
So, I've been needing a new winter coat. My requirements were simple but firm: down; *long* (as in, below knee length); not unspeakably ugly; preferably black. With these in mind, I squared my shoulders, took a deep breath, plunged into Retail Hell, and after visiting eight or nine stores established that there were no coats anywhere in the Twin Cities metropolitan area that met these criteria. Lots of parkas, but nothing long (which baffles me--I mean, do the buyers never have to stand out on a windy January dawn and wait for a bus? Do they not have *legs*?)
So I started hunting around on-line, and in the fullness of time I found a coat at L.L. Bean that pretty much met all my demands. Though it was a bit pricey, I took a deep breath and placed the order, and last Wednesday it arrived, and I took it out of its box and tried it on. Only to discover that ... OK, see, I'd ended up ordering a Large, because even though in any well-ordered universe a Medium should fit me, I find that manufacturers often skimp on roominess through the shoulders, and I hate tight-fitting things. But what I found is that, in the World of L.L. Bean, a Large is by-god *huge.*
So I got on the phone to Customer Service to see about an exchange, only to discover that in the blip of time since I'd placed my original order they had sold out their entire allocation of this coat--all colors, all sizes, no more this year, sorry.
So now I have to decide--do I keep the coat I have, or do I go through the hassle of returning it, and of ordering a comparable model from Eddie Bauer (not quite as attractive, and $30 more, and they're backordered until Jan. 9)?
Seeking help in this quandry, I modelled the L. L. Bean Coat of Vastness for P., who eyed it for a minute and said, "Well, you kind of look like you've wrapped yourself up in a black down comforter." And--true, that; I have a feeling that sallying forth with this thing on, I'd look rather like some enormous black puffy pyramid, perambulating in a stately manner down the sidewalk.
But--it's really, really, *really* warm; it has a nice interior pocket I could slip my camera into, and a zip-on hood with a fake-fur ruff, and it comes almost to my ankles; and most persuasively, it's *here* and keeping it would spare me the teeth-grinding hassle of repacking, reshipping, re-ordering, etc. etc.
So I can't decide. At this point I was going to take a photo of me in the coat, and post it here, and ask for votes. However, this involved: (1) digging out the Olympus; (2) discovering its memory card is damaged in some unfixable way (damnation!); (3) digging out the Canon; (4) rereading the section on how to use the self-timer; (5) turning the house upside down until I found the little widget that secures the camera to the tripod; (6) taking the picture; (7) turning the house upside down to find the Canon-to-computer USB cable; (8) discovering I have 145 photos on the Canon not yet downloaded, including all the shots of nancy's wedding reception, and some stuff from ZCon; (9) downloading photo of self in coat; (10) going "ohmygod why is my face all magenta and lumpy-looking?"; (11) examining face in mirror with alarm, and deciding it's not *actually* lumpy and magenta; (12) vainly trying to correct color casts in Photoshop; (13) studying photo of coat, and deciding it really doesn't look nearly as huge in the picture as it originally seemed to me.
So, um. I'll probably just keep it, because I am incredibly lazy and can't face up to trying to repack it into its box, and haul it to the post office, especially not in the holiday postal-rush season. (And I realize, reading back, that this is the most boring entry in the entire human history of tedium, and I can hear the thundering keyboard-clicks of people rushing to defriend me. *g*)
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As far as your coat woes, I sympathize. I was bound and determined to get myself a "grown-up" coat this year until I realized they were all either wool (itchy) or leather (brrrr) and I need to be WARM, dammit. All the in-between dressy-ish parka-type coats zip down too far for me -- I hate bending way over and fumbling for the zipper. So I settled for a black ski-parka with a hood and fuzzy lining.
But I still want a grown-up coat...
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