So I see I wasn't alone in fantasizing that it was you ruthlessly shoving boarding passengers out of the way (the nose-picking clued me in, though). Perhaps I felt an affinity for that image of you because I just rode the subway, where I attempted to exit, only to be met with a massive push from boarding passengers. I heard myself saying, then yelling, "Getting out. Getting OUT. GETTING OUT! DAMMIT! OUT! OUT! OUT!" I finally pushed my way through, and a woman behind me muttered, "Rude!" I of course, in my best New York way, turned around and said, "Asshat," before departing.