Sometimes I have wished that LJ would develop a functionality that would let you bookmark a particular point in your friendslist

I manage that by not logging off; I leave the page open, put the machine to sleep if I'm leaving for a while, and come back to where I was later.

But I live in fear that a cat will walk across the keyboard, I admit.

Sadly, there are people in the world half-witted enough to do just about any damn thing.