Winter is Fun!

[katallison]

So, the very best part of winter isn't the shoveling tons of snow ... or the going out in -30 windchill ... or the fact that it NEVER ENDS ...

No, the bestest part of all is falling on the GODDAMNED ice and breaking one's GODDAMNED wrist.

(Right wrist, of COURSE, being as how I'm right-handed.)

May I just say FUCK. Also, dear GOD the ER is a tedious place to spend three hours.

Upside? Scrip for Vicodin, dudes! You suppose I could trade half of it to Greg House in exchange for some dirty, dirty, carnal roistering? (*g*)

Ow. Pilling up and heading to bed now, and apologies in advace if I don't get replies to any comments out (and don't feel obligedto comment!) -- typing is a bit cumbersome.

DAMN YOU WINTER.

(Oh and C.--do NOT feel bad, this could've happened anywhere. *hugs*)

ETA: Ah hahahahahahaha!! I forgot to specify non-childproof cap on the g.d. Vicodin! Just TRY opening a childproof cap w/a broken wrist!

Comments

[umbo.livejournal.com]

Oh no! Take care of yourself (and good luck with that bottle of Vicodin)!

*hugs*

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

*shakes fist at winter on your behalf*

Um, ouch. I hope the Vicodin takes the ouch off for you and makes this whole experience marginally less unpleasant.

*signs your cast, virtually speaking*

[theodosia.livejournal.com]

Oh, damn -- I'm so sorry! Heal quickly and easily!

In the cold, it should be easy to smash the plastic of the Vicodin bottle with a hammer....

[chickwriter.livejournal.com]

Oh, OUCH!

::Curses at winter on your behalf::

::hugs you:: (avoiding the wrist)

At least there are drugs.

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, crap! Honey, I'm so sorry. {{{{hugs you gently}}}} Take care of that thing, and let it heal, and stay in your nice soft bed until summer, okay? (I know, if only.) {{{{{}}}}}

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

omg, KAT. why does winter HATE YOU SO MUCH? *pets you gently*

(and the vicodin w/the childproof cap is the SADDEST STORY EVER.)

[sanj.livejournal.com]

Oh, OW. I'm so sorry!

[cereta.livejournal.com]

Ow ow ow! I'm so sorry! Feel better, and no reply necessary!

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

Oh no! Here are many good thoughts for a swift recovery. Broken bones are NOT FUN. *hugs*

[the-shoshanna.livejournal.com]

oh, fuck! I'm so sorry.

[beledibabe.livejournal.com]

Well, damn! I hope you heal quickly, and wish I lived nearby to help with cooking, shopping, and shoveling.

[arallara.livejournal.com]

Oh, honey. That's just completely ridiculous. I am so, so sorry. What a completely stupid thing to have to deal with. (Note: I am not saying you are stupid and ridiculous for falling on the goddamned ice! No, no--the universe is a stupid place where that gets to be your special winter bonus gift for all the time spent responsibly shoveling. Stupid!!)

[hetrez.livejournal.com]

God, that sounds like the kind of awful where you might start laughing hysterically just to get yourself used to the idea. I'm sorry, sweetie. Get better soon!

[nestra.livejournal.com]

Oh, no! {{{Kat}}} I send you many wrist-healing vibes.

[jackiekjono.livejournal.com]

*is horrified*

Ack!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is there anything I can get you? Flowers, chocolate, a kidney?!?!?!

I am so sorry about my evil front sidewalk. I put salt on it, then it melts and refreezes smooth in the evening. Argh!

[akite.livejournal.com]

Here are some "Get Well Soon" flowers for you. *hugs* Winter sucks, which is why I live in South Texas.

[kadymae.livejournal.com]

Heal swiftly.

[panisdead.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, dude, heal quickly!

[vagabondage.livejournal.com]

HUGS

OMG, Kat, honey, that truly sucks ass. I'd hate to see you move even further away from me, but the universe *does* seem to be saying GET AWAY FROM SNOW! loud and clear for you this winter.

MORE HUGS

Dr. Zen prescribes watching Hard Core Logo while heavily dosed with vicodin.

[tazlet.livejournal.com]

Sucks! Do not neglect the PT.

[reginagiraffe]

Oh no! That's terrible!

*sends lots of bone-healing booboo kisses*

[planetalyx.livejournal.com]

Ow! Oh, I'm so sorry, Kat. You should come here and let us feed you soup and open your pill bottle and dictate smut for me to type.

[giglet.livejournal.com]

Oh Kat!

So... no more shovelling for you, this winter.

I suggest drugs, fic, and plenty of dirty carnal roistering. Oh yes.

And chocolate.

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

I am *so* sorry. Ow.

Throughout the entire four months I spent in Syracuse, NY, I feared slipping on the ice and breaking bones. I *lived in mortal terror*, I mean to tell ya. It's scary.

I would just leave the cap off the bottle, myself...

[kittygoslingp.livejournal.com]

Damn, so sorry to hear about your accident.

Wishing you a speedy recovery.