Ah, would that I could, but the building HVAC is controlled by the mysterious Uber-Demons of Facilities Management, of whom many dark tales are told, but whom few have seen. They hold the powers of light and darkness, heat and cold, they are the keepers of the keys, but their ways are strange to us mere mortals. (They are related to, but distinct from, the Fearsome Wizards of Tech Services, who hold the powers of internet connection, and who have no dealings with these "telephone" devices, preferring to do their work in secrecy, with cunning and malice.)
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Date: 2003-10-02 11:14 am (UTC)