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[katallison]

That haiku generator thingie is great addictive fun. Of the various katallison combos I've gotten, I'm very fond of:

on pretzels and drink
cheap champagne friday music
yay this is going on

But I think my all-time favorite is:

may you rot in hell
because you are going to go
to one of your stories

Oh, yes.

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[yonmei.livejournal.com]

may you rot in hell
because you are going to go
to one of your stories

*runs away*
*runs away*
*runs away*

Except that if this was one of my stories, that wouldn't work.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

may you rot in hell
because you are going to go
to one of your stories

...That is terrifyingly brilliant.

[theseashore.livejournal.com]

Absolutely, stupifyingly brilliant. Clearly there is no god.

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow. We're getting messages from beyond. *nods* That's the only explanation.

may you rot in hell
because you are going to go
to one of your stories

*contemplates that and feels that she has seen the truth of the universe*

[rhi]

may you rot in hell
because you are going to go
to one of your stories

Hey, given most of my stories, *I* wouldn't mind. ::cheerful:: Some people would disagree, I'm sure, but that's their problem. Thanks for the morning giggle, Kat!

[reginagiraffe]

may you rot in hell
because you are going to go
to one of your stories


See, Kat, this is *someone* telling you you should write stories that you'd be happy to live in. *g*

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

Wow, Kat. You've managed to channel Ray Bradbury through a haiku generator. Maybe you should see if you can't get him to write a short story or something while you've got him.

In any case, I love your haiku. Seems like you need an icon with that on it.