Ummm...

So just now, I was checking e-mail, and discovered in my inbox two messages entirely in Cyrillic, from someone I wot not of. I figured they were probably spam, but just for a lark, I dropped them into Babelfish and came up with the following:

( letter #1 )

( And the second: )

I have the feeling I should reply to this person and tell her these are not the droids she's looking for, or something. But I'm still just ... boggled. (And to be honest, a little afeared of the tortured, or torturing, small fish.)

Help. Me.