Status report

[katallison]

Have yet another disgusting cold.
Feel like ass.
Feel like triple-distilled quintessence of ass on toast points.
House looks like it has been used to quarter Huns. Huns who have an unholy love for electronics and never wash the dishes. And who like to strew used tissues.
Have both computers up and running, one to the left of me, one to the right. Feel like Captain Whoever, on the holodeck. Whichever captain that was. All of which would be much cooler if eyes could focus on either monitor.
Have successfully completed first-ever bittorrent download! Am gratified to have joined 21st century. Second download, proceeding at approx. 4.7 kB/s, may be completed by autumn. Need to figure out NAT problem. Have no brain, also cannot focus eyes on instructions.
Am miles behind on LJ. Owe comments to many lovely people, but have no grasp of English. Also, no pronouns.
Am approximately 3748925 miles behind on everything at work.
Am going to bed now, with box of kleenex, zinc tablets, and thermos of tea.
Bleaghhhhhh.

Comments

[eliade.livejournal.com]

Feel like triple-distilled quintessence of ass on toast points.

You are funny even when feeling like ass. *g* Feel better! I hug you squishily though from afar.