Status report

[katallison]

Have yet another disgusting cold.
Feel like ass.
Feel like triple-distilled quintessence of ass on toast points.
House looks like it has been used to quarter Huns. Huns who have an unholy love for electronics and never wash the dishes. And who like to strew used tissues.
Have both computers up and running, one to the left of me, one to the right. Feel like Captain Whoever, on the holodeck. Whichever captain that was. All of which would be much cooler if eyes could focus on either monitor.
Have successfully completed first-ever bittorrent download! Am gratified to have joined 21st century. Second download, proceeding at approx. 4.7 kB/s, may be completed by autumn. Need to figure out NAT problem. Have no brain, also cannot focus eyes on instructions.
Am miles behind on LJ. Owe comments to many lovely people, but have no grasp of English. Also, no pronouns.
Am approximately 3748925 miles behind on everything at work.
Am going to bed now, with box of kleenex, zinc tablets, and thermos of tea.
Bleaghhhhhh.

Comments

[kassrachel.livejournal.com]

I just watched my first bittorrent download! So you're not the only one limping into the 21st century. *g*

Hope you feel better soon. Drink lots of tea, hefty splash of rum optional.

[norah.livejournal.com]

And I am right there with you! *gimps on in*

[eliade.livejournal.com]

Feel like triple-distilled quintessence of ass on toast points.

You are funny even when feeling like ass. *g* Feel better! I hug you squishily though from afar.

Take. Tomorrow. OFF.

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

That is all.

[brynwulf]

Girlfriend, you gotta stop getting sick. Is it Minnesota? Is it work? Surely, it's not us.

Also, what app are you using to download your torrents. YOu should be getting a better rate than that. Tried Azureus?

[renenet.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I hope you feel better soon!

[wickdzoot.livejournal.com]

:cautiously approaches with afghan and tosses it over Kat:

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

Gah -- colds are miserable; I'm so sorry and I hope you feel better, though I won't lie -- am glad for anything that gives me lines like "Captain Whoever on the holodeck." *g*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

House looks like it has been used to quarter Huns. Huns who have an unholy love for electronics and never wash the dishes. And who like to strew used tissues.

You understand, I read this first as your opinion of the general unkemptness of the character on House, right?

[umbo.livejournal.com]

Feel better soon, sweetie. And I've never been able to get bittorrent to work, so you're ahead of me!

*hugs*

[norah.livejournal.com]

Sending get-well wishes your way. How is it that you manage evocative description and humor while suffering the creeping crud? *marvels*

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Damn. Those Huns travel fast! They just ransacked my house last week, and they've already made it out to your neck of the woods.

And though they didn't steal my pronouns, they left a hell of a lot of dirty dishes and laundry. Feh.

[theodosia.livejournal.com]

Take care of yourself! I'm not surprised that with all that's gone on in your life recently, your resistance is down. Stay in and get well!

[lifeinwords.livejournal.com]

*sends you dreams of sweaty naked men*

[flambeau.livejournal.com]

I know these Huns. I believe they have been here recently.

Much love to you - hope you feel better soon!

[the-shoshanna.livejournal.com]

House looks like it has been used to quarter Huns. Huns who have an unholy love for electronics and never wash the dishes. And who like to strew used tissues.

I send you red-coated Mounties to lick House clean house.