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Mar. 17th, 2007 05:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
katallisonThis is, as they say on Metachat, a shouting thread:
WHEN I PHONED YOU JUST NOW IT WAS TO REPORT THAT THE PLUMBING UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK HAD GIVEN WAY, FOR--NOT THE FIRST, NOT THE SECOND, BUT THE THIRD TIME! REQUIRING ME TO, YET AGAIN, FOR THE THIRD TIME, HAUL OUT EVERYTHING STORED UNDER THE SINK, FRANTICALLY MOP UP A DELUGE OF GREASY WATER, AND TAKE OUT AND DUMP THE UNDERSINK DRAWERS! WHICH IS GREAT FUN UNDER THE BEST OF CIRCUMSTANCES, AND I TELL YOU WHAT, "BEST OF CIRCUMSTANCES" HARDLY COVERS IT WHEN PERFORMING THESE TASKS WITH ONLY ONE USEABLE HAND! ON ACCOUNT OF THE FUCKING BROKEN WRIST, OF WHICH YOU ARE WELL AWARE!
AND DO ENLIGHTEN ME, CHUCKLES, IS THERE SOME REASON YOU CHOSE NOT TO ANSWER MY FRANTIC PHONE CALL JUST NOW REPORTING DELUGE #3, GIVEN THAT I CAN TELL YOU'RE AT HOME UPSTAIRS ON ACCOUNT OF THE MUSIC AND THE TROMPING AROUND??
FINALLY, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THIS TIME WOULD YOU GET SOMEONE IN HERE TO FIX THE GODDAMNED SINK WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING? BECAUSE FRANKLY, YOUR ATTENDING AN HOUR-LONG COMMUNITY ED CLASS DOWN AT THE HIGH SCHOOL ON "MONKEYING AROUND WITH YOUR OWN PLUMBING AT HOME FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES" DOES NOT CUT IT, AS I COULD TELL FROM THE INEFFECTUAL HOUR YOU SPENT POKING AROUND UNDER MY SINK BETWEEN DELUGES #2 AND #3!
So. Ahem. What would *you* like to shout about? (Asscaps optional, but curiously refreshing.)
WHEN I PHONED YOU JUST NOW IT WAS TO REPORT THAT THE PLUMBING UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK HAD GIVEN WAY, FOR--NOT THE FIRST, NOT THE SECOND, BUT THE THIRD TIME! REQUIRING ME TO, YET AGAIN, FOR THE THIRD TIME, HAUL OUT EVERYTHING STORED UNDER THE SINK, FRANTICALLY MOP UP A DELUGE OF GREASY WATER, AND TAKE OUT AND DUMP THE UNDERSINK DRAWERS! WHICH IS GREAT FUN UNDER THE BEST OF CIRCUMSTANCES, AND I TELL YOU WHAT, "BEST OF CIRCUMSTANCES" HARDLY COVERS IT WHEN PERFORMING THESE TASKS WITH ONLY ONE USEABLE HAND! ON ACCOUNT OF THE FUCKING BROKEN WRIST, OF WHICH YOU ARE WELL AWARE!
AND DO ENLIGHTEN ME, CHUCKLES, IS THERE SOME REASON YOU CHOSE NOT TO ANSWER MY FRANTIC PHONE CALL JUST NOW REPORTING DELUGE #3, GIVEN THAT I CAN TELL YOU'RE AT HOME UPSTAIRS ON ACCOUNT OF THE MUSIC AND THE TROMPING AROUND??
FINALLY, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THIS TIME WOULD YOU GET SOMEONE IN HERE TO FIX THE GODDAMNED SINK WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING? BECAUSE FRANKLY, YOUR ATTENDING AN HOUR-LONG COMMUNITY ED CLASS DOWN AT THE HIGH SCHOOL ON "MONKEYING AROUND WITH YOUR OWN PLUMBING AT HOME FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES" DOES NOT CUT IT, AS I COULD TELL FROM THE INEFFECTUAL HOUR YOU SPENT POKING AROUND UNDER MY SINK BETWEEN DELUGES #2 AND #3!
So. Ahem. What would *you* like to shout about? (Asscaps optional, but curiously refreshing.)
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Date: 2007-03-17 10:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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